My Daughter-in-Law’s Birthday Card Came With the Wrong Letter Inside — “The Bertie Pipeline Is Still Flowing 😂”
At 4:12 on a Saturday afternoon I stood in my kitchen holding the phone away from my ear slightly, the way you hold something that’s begun to hiss, and listened to my daughter-in-law discover in real time that her filing system had betrayed her. “Both?” she said again, and I said, pleasantly, “Both, dear. Your…