They Sat Me Behind a Pillar at My Son’s Wedding — “Seating Is by INVOLVEMENT.” Monday, the Venue Called About the Bill.
Table 14 was behind a marble pillar, next to the speaker stack and the videographer’s equipment cases, and that is where the mother of the groom watched her only son get married — through a gap between a column and a subwoofer, while the bride’s family filled tables 1 through 4 and her mother’s hairdresser…